Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Recipe for Trouble

Serves Many People - adjust recipe proportionately to serve a mob:

ingredients:
the rue: being human (the flesh)
little bit of rebellion
some confusion
large amount of pride
dose of turmoil
smidgeon of spite
ample rage to suit
dash of hate
gall (optional)
rejection of God to top it off
serve with a side of wrong

Take what we all have, our humanity, add a little rebellion.
Apply ample heat to simmer.
Stir well constantly until nearly hardened.
Turn up the heat and add some confusion to water it down.
Just as the mixture bubbles add a large amount of pride.
Taste at this point.
Expect the taste to be somewhat bitter. That's normal at this stage.
Stir in a dose of turmoil and a smidgeon of spite.
Keep the heat on high until it boils.
Quickly add rage to the bubbling mixture.
A dash of hate will top it off.

It's nearly finished. You just need an opinion.
Have your master-chef taste it and see if passes muster.

He will tell you it's too weak to suit, you'll need to add some gall.

The taste must be awful to those who dislike you,
and the same must refresh those who cherish your recipe.
The trick is to add the right ingredient to make some think it's good,
but those who're wise will recognize trouble's brewing.
Take the finished dish and pass it all around.
Make sure every person gets a taste.
All this work for a little bit of trouble.
Eat it quickly and share with many.

This dish goes with any side of wrong.

If the taste is not causing trouble enough...

Just add some rejection of God and all will be well.




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