Ladies and gentlemen. For your enjoyment and health I have for you an elixir which will enable the most mean-spirited to have a renewal on life! With just one dose animosity will be gone, stress will go away, resentment will turn to love and bliss will more than a dream. This potion will make you beautiful throughout and those age lines of past frowns no longer will be. Turn disdain into unconditional love with just a drop of this fine concoction of uninhibiters!
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This drink has been available for years and used by wise men of all generations. There are side-effects, but unlike most remedies, all these add to your longevity! Act now! It's available to all, but time is running out. Request right now from our sales people this potion now revealed to you! It's called "Living Waters" and it indeed will bring you back to life!
No more sour-puss condemning pessimists, and with one long drink, all that can be gone!
Available in your nearby storehouse nearby. The manufacturer stands behind all promises if used as prescribed by our Doctor.
John 4:10 "Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water."
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