Herrin Daily Thoughts: Truisms About Life

Newer truisms will be added to the top coming first (I call these "Herrinisms").

It's you who is the other god and your flesh is the idol you adore.
If you describe yourself as "spiritual, but not religious" you fool only yourself. Your religion is "you" and the spirit you feel may just be from your unknown god who deceives you at every turn.
Blaming Satan for your sins is cowardly. He merely puts the pleasures out there, and like a glutton, you grab because your god demands satisfaction.
Fasting assists in praying because you are not only demonstrating sincerity, but your mind is more focused on God than on yourself.
People dress and do things to look cool, but there is a fine line between cool and stupid!
Inquiring minds the truth seek...Without the truth it is a farce. Those with knowledge are the meek...Some know not mind from the arse!
For the smart Alec's who propose that everything came from the Big Bang, where did the space to put it in come from?
If the prayers you pray always benefit yourself, it may be to your self to whom you're praying.
When thinking think hard thought. Brains when blinking blink bright. Thinking not time wasted for naught. Thinking scared things brings fright.
America worries on things that the rest of the world would pleasure in!
Things are really bad when there is joy in the thought of dying.
Herrin's Law makes a sissy of Murphy's.
Worry is hungry enough to eat your stomach.
Are you gullible and stupid? Embrace it. Others have!
Calling a person "a bigot" without valid reasons is the ultimate bigotry.
It's great if you love your enemies, but for your own safety you can love them from afar.
Young people are not scientists. They don't "experiment" with drugs. If they use them they are weak people who are substance abusers. Doing insane things leads to insanity.
As a non-recovered right wing Christian, I'm accused of having so many phobias that those loving tolerant liberal people hate my guts.
Those who provoke to violence are more guilty than those who strike because it's a premeditated plan.
If programmers can make life-like images out of ones and zeros, why can't an Almighty God recreate in his image using just zero?
Apparently truth resides in only those who lie the best and have the capacity to lead the herd over the cliff; they not even fearing the plunge which soon shall kill them.
I delivered my old person to God and have joy in my post-partem accession!
If we are deceived by what goes wrong, we fail to appreciate what goes right. When we are in despair, a light does shine, but for it to be seen, we must gaze in that direction.
Problems are not challenges. Problems are chaos trying to allude order.
Trying is failing, doing is accomplishing and obtaining is succeeding!
Why does the term "Holy Ghost" scare people? Is it because they are afraid of ghosts... or is it because they fear Jesus?
The degree of confidence (C) one has is Faith (F) minus Doubt (D) Divided by Faith (F) ; C=(F-D) /F
"I think therefore I am" means many who vote are not!
If marriages were taken as seriously as weddings, there would be no divorces. If marriages were taken as seriously as funerals, marriages would never die.
There is nothing which feels better than sex you think until the shoes come off and those athlete feet are scratched. Don't get married, just wear patent leather shoes.
When wrought in despair it's hope which repairs.
When it's all said and done then it has just all started. Saying and doing is just a prelude to the eternal things to come.
Don't understand inertia and momentum? Hit a tree at 100 mph. You'll understand in a nanosecond! Don't know what a nanosecond is? Hit a tree and find out! It's the interval of time between when your face hits the tree and your face becomes the tree! You'll have that new learned knowledge for eternity. Want to know how long eternity is? Hit that tree at 100 mph and find out.
The confused are those who practice loathing when the command was to be loving. Is it because of the hard of hearing or the hard of living?
To rid your throat of that tickle quit swallowing what the jesters spew.
Thinking I'm right, I'm right, I'm right is three cheers for your own wrongness!
Secret to a long life: Don't do things which will kill you. Secret to eternal life: Follow the One who will save you from him who will kill you!
On special investigation of the facts I find that with time they can be twisted until truth can no longer be recognized.
"Danger" is politicians who actually believe what they say!
When you find yourself at the end of your rope, grab hold of the knotted end because sometimes there is safety in what appears to be obstacles.
It's charity when people give of their own volition. It's taxes when force is used and it's selfish socialism when others legislate that you be charitable for them!
Many claim faith in God, but deny the ultimate test of faith: The first words God said Is "It's all my doing!", and people respond "God, you couldn't have done that; Chance did!" With that faith in Chance other gods were born!"
Those who self assess of their innocence easily overlook their own guilt.
Wanting to keep my family safe is not hatred. Hatred is when others detest that I want to keep my family safe!
If I'm going to have a religion it will be the best. It's one with the greatest claims! How about this one: "I created everything and I can save everyone... and it's all for free. No work required!" What other god can match that?
You by yourself has the value of a small stack of firewood, but you empowered by God can be a lightning bolt!
Grudges are the smudges you hold against another which they can't clean because of your silence.
It's not Muslims that are the problem; it's Islam. Christianity grew because Christians were persecuted. Islam grew by persecution. Christianity is a choice; Islam is a demand. Christians are to serve. Muslims seek to rule. Christians goal is to love everyone; Islams is to love 72 virgins. And why do they not fit in?
What scripture says that "hatred" of another is a legitimate consequence of the sin which you said that you have forgiven?
Pretty people who say dirty words reveal their ugly inside.
Jesus' purpose was not to remove hunger from the stomach, but destitution from the soul!
So that the color black is not an issue, blacks should quit pointing out their differences and focus on their sameness!
For those who commit the crimes, the glove always fits.
Never be anxious because the end is near. You're dead center between what has been and what is to come.
The putrid air surrounding those who never stink is their own sweet smell of pride.
Don't be fooled by the term "for medical reasons" because millions of babies have died "for the health of the mother". It's not mean-spirited because the courts have never defined what are valid "medical reasons", and "for the health of the mother" has been misconstrued as to be "the convenience of the mother". In California "health reasons" are "to satisfy the self". Words mean things, but words, like children, can be abused!
You can't be against "thought crimes" and be thin skinned. That's "doublethink". Many people are great with criticism of others, but when something is about them is ridiculed, they go spastic.
Those with experience don't need to click on the partially obscured picture to see the rest of the photo where nothing amazing ever exists!
Drug users need released from the prison in which they have self incarcerated.
"Be your way" and "Walk God's way" are the dichotomies of life.
Snow is merely a way to transport sunshine through the clouds. Just depends on how you look at it.
God doesn't measure stature by how tall you stand; it's how upright you are! He doesn't measure size by your girth; it's how wide is your heart. He doesn't measure love in how great are your feelings; it's how you live for him!
Because you wish something is true makes you no more than a child who believes in Santa. People argue against facts in favor of their own myth. They are either children or fools.
Those who side with ignorance are killed by bliss. Those who face truth are saved by wisdom.
Selfish people twist facts to suit their irrational thought.
The only grudge that I have is against people who hold grudges. Grudges are a vicious way of destroying ones livelihood.
That feeling you have inside when others don't cater to you, you don't get your way or when you perceive that you have been wronged: that's others failing to worship your idol and then your Self feels hate! Without forgiveness love cannot be and without love you can't be with God.
Grudges are the stones which break the wings of a dove, forgiveness is the splint that starts the healing, but love is the nourishment which restores the peace which the dove represents.
Realistic goals when met is accomplishment. Stopping one step short of the finish line is failing. Trying to finish is the admission of failure. Only by crossing the finish line is success!
When a person is threatened by another, their own self is in jeopardy. Rather than be removed from their pedestal, they destroy the threat. Hate is the chosen weapon of mass destruction.
Standing on holy ground shooting flames of discord may burn the person whose shooting.
When one enunciates the word "passion" without saying it with passion seems incompassionate!
Good will prevail. Evil will fail.
Applicable to everyone, the list of people who you love is endless, but the list of those who love you is really short; and life is supposed to be fair! Even the mathematics don't add up.
Snow is little more than rain with the love removed.
You become what you dwell upon, not in a physical sense, but it becomes your reality.
Endeavoring to win an argument by shouting epithets is no more than a hissy fit. It may work for children, but adults can do better than that!
People who continue conversations with the expression "having said that..." need to get a life! Having said that... I'm going to get on with my life!
It's a sorry thing when the preacher is as bad as the flock.
Crawling through the birth canal does not perform a magical transformation. It's a child within and still is as it emerges.
Those who are in sin most often hurl the biggest stone.
It's OK to be an atheist. Someone has to be fuel for the fire. Or do they?
If you don't learn from history then you deserve your future!
Christians sometimes doubt that there is a God. Atheists sometimes fear that God is! Christians are safe in their doubt, but atheists are damned by not heeding their fear.
Sunday and church; a decision to make: Shall I acclimate myself for eternity or remain in tune with the temporal? Church is training for an eternity of worship.
Understanding is comprehension of the words. Discernment is understanding the motives behind what's written.
I missed the part in the Bible which says "Jesus is all about you."Fill me in! Where do people get that notion?
If we all lived like all the words we post the world would be a better place and Satan would be jobless!
Once the downhill slide starts there remains one way to stop it. Get the will power out of the garage, tie it to your waist and let it pull you back up hill. There is no easy way of sliding uphill so forget it and do what you need to do.
Biggest differences between Christianity, Communism and Islam: Christians baptize with water at your rebirth. The others baptize with blood at your death!
People saying bad things have little effect on those who can't hear. Therefore, those who hear should not listen!
You actually can fit a square peg in a round hole. It just takes a little more work or using intelligence to select the right sizes.
When in doubt what to do? Just sit there in doubt. It's not fulfilling, but it's actually quite comfortable!
The "freedom to bear arms" implies that there exists a "freedom not to bear arms". However, the arms we are free to bear protects those whose freedom is not to bear. Those who are free to bear arms don't have a way of protecting their own freedom not to bear arms!
Those prideful men who think they understand God can't, because God is beyond human understanding!
He's NOT "God as you understand him"; he's "God as you stand under him!"
Just because we refrain from speaking words which offend, doesn't mean that the easily offended won't take offense.
The absence of "anything" is "nothing". "Nothing" is what contains "everything" in the universe. Therefore, "nothing" is "something" because it's there and it's real! Explaining where "something" comes from lies in two choices: God or Chance. After we argue where "everything" comes from then we can tackle from whence "nothing" came!
It has been said "I think, therefore I am". If that's what you think, try questioning yourself. If you answer, you're not. You're just crazy.
That voice you hear in your mind... no one's there! Quit sharing what he says with others.
If "love conquers all" we're about to lose the earth to alien life!
Those with the least credentials always have the strongest opinion, the most to say and say it without invitation.
God gave old people health problems so we have something to talk about. Some must have severe health problems because their mouth is terminal!
A corrupt church is as bad as a renegade government!
The terms "hope and pray" seems odd! Hope is having confidence in what one believes and if the confidence is there, praying for the desired outcome seems to show doubt.
Heroes are determined by who wins the war.
Although those who kill abortion providers are misguided, their crime pales in comparison to those who're abortion zealots!
We're in a new era. Each word uttered without deep thought may be the one which deeply buries a person. People can be offended by the benign. "I see!" as a rhetorical response can offend even the blind.
Fighting crime with up-raised arms is suicidal unless it's God to whom they're raised.
Gossip is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction.
One lacking it and the other having it is the recipe for failure. It's commitment.
It's a true leader who can destroy the enemy who has yet to be defined by those who govern in weakness!
Islamic church growth is a simple program. No need to have altar calls or go door to door and pass out Bibles. Simply present the options: It's not heaven or hell! It's merely convert, be taxed outrageously or die. Their concept of grace is the outrageous.
People measure love by emotional attraction. For shallow people it's merely a feeling. True love is climbing the mountain of dissension, but holding firm to solid ground. Love is not a feeling... it's an obligation. Like climbing a mountain, love is hard work!
Those who paint themselves into the corner with the shades of iniquity may have a locked door behind them. There are two ways out: The obvious is to knock on the door and tell the one who answers of the color of your paint whereof you're soiled. He'll wipe that spot clean and let you in! The route most taken is to walk through the paint, but on the backs of others, leaving black footprints on the clean shirts of your stepping stones. However, choosing the latter route opens one up to falling on his face. Those who choose the route most taken will suffer the further fate of smearing the paint until one is blackened all over.
Psychology is the assignment of compound words to mental, emotional and spiritual shortcomings, the facade of being able to help irrational and crazy people, and frankly, a modern religion under the guise of science.By their own admission there is no proof that it has ever helped anyone and that it is a religion. Those who place their trust in the priests of psychology are destined for disappointment because those who "study the soul" can never fill what ails the soul: spiritual emptiness.
The millennial generation expects the rewards of hard work without the effort it takes to make it happen. They want things now and plastic money is the synthetic genie who provides every wish!
Those with the least experience and education always seem to have the strongest opinion be cause their knowledge base is too limited to dispute their own fictions.
Don't blame irrational people for their irrational thinking. They would interpret the blame as praise.
On the Day of Pentecost everyone was listening to the band. slurping dry wine and dancing merrily. When they all were primed by the music, inebriated by the wine and dancing together, there came a roar as a mighty wind and as with fire. They all were filled with smoke and spoke with cursing tongues. Well not quite the way it happened, but that seems to be the direction which churches are heading, and rather than the Holy Spirit, they just may get the church destroyed with the winds of change and the fires of pleasure!
Christians were in one accord when the Holy Spirit came on them. Why are churches dead? Because people are not in harmony with one another. Spiteful and hateful people are out of harmony with the faithful, preventing the Holy Spirit from visiting.
Pigs are faithful friends! They eat whatever you hold out right from your hand. If you poke them too hard though, too many times, they're hurt and begin to squeal. The best thing to do with a pig is to be friendly! They like that.
You can't rely on anyone, but yourself, and sometimes your self screws you.
If you think everything goes wrong, you've never been more wrong.
Rather than which candidate will give the most freebies, you'd better vote for the one who will keep us the most free! The biggest threat to freedom is ISIS. Their god requires blood to appease.
I have noticed that even some who claim sanity are enthralled by Bernie Sanders. Socialism is utopia for those so enthralled, until they serve no purpose. For those who have no use for it, it's tyranny because there are two roads for socialism: One is walking voluntarily to what will become their death; the other being dragged to it if you disagree with the evil that it is! Only fools submit voluntarily and it's deception which is their insanity!
Good motto: "Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see." Good people and your own eyes will lie to you.
In choosing sides for a civil nation, is it order and regulation enforced with police, or is it anarchy from those with a selfish and criminal motives? Cops Lives Matter!
Capitalism bakes the pie, socialism sneaks the pie from the baker, and communism takes the house and the pie and kills the baker if he resists.
For those who seek truth it cannot be had from the mouth of newscasters, psychologists, politicians, the government, astrologists, rock stars, actors or other liars. Truth comes from one place; where most fail to seek it!
"Hard worker" describes both those who use their brawn and those who brain to accomplish difficult objectives.
Some have seen Lilith. Her trills yet scream in one's ears. The Queen of Heaven sits on the branches of the forbidden tree. Beware her austere eyes which encumber those who gaze into them. The screech owl slowly bats it's mesmerizing eyes to stun those who would look into them.
Using the word "trust" in reference to Jesus and Hillary is just incomprehensible!
Since I "am", I thought I would think, but thought better of it!
Those who feel badly because of what they've done, cover it by making others feel badly in their place.
It's not a lie if Hillary says it.
Funsters, when the parade is over, become gonesters.
Sometimes the prettiest fruit is so disappointing when the meat around the heart is so full of seeds. On the other hand the ugliest tomato is an Epicurean delight!
As the crippled man was walking alone he was grateful that he could walk and knew he was not truly alone.
Some wear a "Sunday face" because it's Sunday they are happy to face.
Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God..." And I thought I was the only one, as others believe they're not one!
Blaming others for one's own shortcomings neither lessens the guilt nor absolves one from responsibility.
When dancing it takes two to tango. If the footwork gets entangled, it could be both who miss-stepped, but usually one blames the other. It's wisest never to tango with those with large feet nor tango yourself if you lack any rhythm.
Where did the water come from and dissipated to when the world was flooded? Since the hydrologic cycle is a closed system, the water came from hidden places and returned to the same. That reservoir is beneath the surface.
The only proof in the cosmos is that "it" just "is". Any theory beyond that is a religion requiring great faith. "Being" is God's existence because he calls himself "I Am"! Therefore, since the universe "Is" it is a creation of "I Am"!
Those who feel guilty for what they've done mask their stress by pinning it on others.
Cordial means friendly. Can one be cordial and not be friends? It seems to me that mere cordiality is a friendly facade.
If anyone believes they are always right read this: After my Dad died I was gong through his papers. I was reading a essay which I thought Dad had written. What was there made me ashamed of him! I felt terrible as I continued to read. I couldn't believe my Dad had such bad ideas! After reading it to the end I saw that it was my essay from my college years. I had signed it. Now it's in the garbage where where most ideas from young people belong! Intelligence must be tempered by charity. Policies must be based on reality. We all must be fair because, yes, it's possible that just maybe we too are subject to delusion.
Nothing is free! "Freedom" is self-sufficiency. "Receiving" is slavery because the cost of things is your liberty. The best gift a government can give is its absence.
Women who show their cleavage only do it to titillate.
What God has diligently worked so patiently to grow, man, as a pawn of Satan, can wreak havoc on the crop. Be charitable in your relations with others because he may be the one who would stand beside you at any cost!
Chomping food isn't aerobic enough exercise to strengthen the heart. One must be active enough to feel the heart pounding. Of course the guilt of overeating may make it pound, but it must pound in unison with your feet! God wants his Spirit to have a proper temple. Building a temple requires not only spiritual work, but burning off the flesh as well.
GODISNOWHERE. Which is it?
If you're my friend, then God expects me to lay down my life for you. If an ISIS sniper was aimed toward you, and you're my friend, I believe that I would step in an take your bullet. I would win either way. Either heaven would be my new home or God would save my life. Either way, that's better than my friend taking the bullet. Friend... "I've got your back!"
You can't be happy. God knows your heart. A heart without compassion is ashen. Having a hard heart without obeying God is hard to part. If there is little joy the path to compassion is to love with a passion!
In the Old Testament The Word who was to become incarnate Jesus was referred to as "the angel of God". That's who rolled back the stone at the tomb! Jesus just "appeared" to the eleven apostles in a room whose door was locked. Walls could not contain him! Jesus merely got up from where he laid dead before, walked out of the tomb as if it wasn't there, and rolled back his own stone; not that he could get out, but to show us the tomb was empty! No... he didn't need Angels to free him, and neither do we! Jesus frees and Jesus saves because he still lives!
I always liked Paul Harvey: When telling his story, there was always "page 2", his signature statement. In every story there is a "page 2" and the interesting part is that "page 2" is a more interesting and provocative story than is "page 1". Always anxiously await for the climax.
It's time to go to church and rejoice! Why should we? It's a sanctuary from hate, anger, revenge, animosity, and grudges. I love church because it's "Holy Ground" and that's where all things holy should be. If we don't fit the model, then perhaps the Model we should do better to emulate. My prayer is that we all should be what Jesus wants us to be!
Happy Christian: Those who love. Unhappy Christian: Those who loathe. The difference between the two is mostly the "th"; "the hate"!
I always liked Paul Harvey: When telling his story, there was always "page 2", his signature statement. In every story there is a "page 2" and the interesting part is that "page 2" is a more interesting and provocative story than is "page 1". Always anxiously await for the climax. Page 2 is it!
In the Old Testament The Word who was to become incarnate Jesus was referred to as "the angel of God". That's who rolled back the stone at the tomb! Jesus just "appeared" to the eleven apostles in a room whose door was locked. Walls could not contain him! Jesus merely got up from where he laid dead before, walked out of the tomb as if it wasn't there, and rolled back his own stone; not that he could get out, but to show us the tomb was empty!
No... he didn't need Angels to save him, and neither do we! Jesus saves and Jesus lives!
Superhero Story: Everybody has their kryptonite, but their element is a secret. The devil knows where it's stored and how to use it, but God has it surrounded by Seraphim.
For people who start statements with "to be honest", are what they say normally not?
People won't "go to hell" because that implies a possible return trip. They pack their baggage and reside there as their permanent home! That's scarier than a Muslim with a machete!It's necessary to enjoy friendship because the greatest part of "en-joy" is "joy". Without friends to befriend you, it's as wood stacked without a match. Sitting around a cold campfire is much the same as being around people without joy.
Being "born-again" is the moment in time that we've had enough of doing what pleasures us, and decide to do what pleases God!
When I look into the eyes of a beautiful woman who's eyes are shuttered by fluttering lashes, what lies within the depths of her heart only she knows, but the gamble that more good is there than evil, is high odds.
I always look forward to church... It's a sanctuary from dissension!!!
Blended families are a horrible consequence of people failing. Not that they aren't loved, but because evil turns on the blender.
Temptation is not sin. It's a monkey wrench from the devil's tool box. He used it on Jesus and Jesus made him the monkey! If we blame others for being tempted, we are throwing the monkey wrench back at Jesus.
O'Reilly just said that he'd vote for a "secular Muslim". That's an oxymoron! No one can be religious and not religious at the same time. A Muslim who is secular is a no more than a middle easterner who is not religious. I couldn't vote for an atheist of any nationally nor any Muslim. Happy to be politically incorrect!
Sometimes the best way to put out a fire is just to let the embers glow until they're out of fuel.
For God so loved the world that he ignores all our bad attitudes, our pompous behaviors, our dislike for others, our hard hearts, our mean spirit, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believes in him in spite of their lack of love, may have everlasting life. (Now that would be more than grace, but he does require love!)
There are no such things as Newton's Laws, Boyle's Law, and the many others. They are all God's Laws in place before deficient humans ever explained them!
The more a person tries to resolve conflict Murphy's Law is that there will be more conflict. God's Law is that's a chance you have to take!
What's wrong with our nation is that some think they're entitled to the things they're not, and others would have the struggling few pay for the slothfulness for the masses. The umbrella should cover those incapable, but because people are poor doesn't make them incapable.
Why can't we all just get along? Isn't that what God wants most for us? What stands in the way? Pride. That's the devil's wares.
The most frightening feeling is thinking you can only depend on yourself, but knowing that you alone can't make it!
What's wrong with our nation is that some think they're entitled to the things they're not, and others would have the struggling few pay for the slothfulness for the masses.
Beauty can't be measured. Saying a woman "is beautiful" is much like saying "this water is good". Both depend on how thirsty you are!
Going to church without loving is like eating dry cereal without milk! Sitting in a pew without forgiving is like using the restroom without toilet paper. You clear your bowels, but some filth remains.
Truth is harder to face than lies because Satan's standards of performance are easier.
My thoughts sometimes outrun my mind causing me to err as my synapses misfire.
A fool is a person who worships things that cannot make him eternal.
Because we don't accept Jesus doesn't mean that it's not him that knocks.
There is no ulcer more painful than a thorn wound from a friend.
Friends, like love, is forever because to be a friend requires love!
Balanced people are the same when they are alone as when they have company.
When I'm down, the Lord lifts me up! James 4:9 "Grieve, mourn and wail. Change your laughter to mourning and your joy to gloom. 10 Humble yourselves before the Lord, and he will lift you up."
I've found that people try to communicate through messaging and utterly fail to do so effectively. People's livelihoods depend on being able to ask and respond with ample time, inflection, facts, explanations and comprehension. In person is the only way to avoid misconceived notions.
The Pope has no authority to annul a marriage, according to the Bible: Matthew 19:6 "Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder".Churches are to stay out of the ending of marriages because their role is to ordain God's institutions and protect them.
If one can't depend on friends for friendship, who can they count on? A friend never assumes. A friend is fair. A friend gives the benefit of the doubt. A friend is friendly!
Know-it-alls seem to have the least education and experience. Learning must come from their intuition.
Ignorance is a condition unknown only to those who have it.
I don't have the time nor desire to argue with ignorant people and they need to focus on asking questions of those who know so that they can become more than part of the zombie herd!
"Friends are forever." is true, but if forever ends, maybe that's not friends.
For the one or two who still love me until the end, those obnoxious idiosyncrasies which you hate so bad, will be sorely missed! My Mom talked really really loud to the point of embarrassment in public. What I wouldn't give to hear her speak now!
The things NASA spent billions to see on Mars, when one squints just right, the clouds overhead manifest so much more!
If you have everything, you don't need anything because you've got it all!
It's strange that the Holy Spirit comes when the music becomes reverent. Being holy is not rubbing a bottle. The Spirit is always there waiting on Christians to be loving and humble.
Your not an atheist because you fail to believe; you are a potential Christian waiting for truth to reveal itself!
When all is said and done, there is nothing more to say or do.Leaving some things unsaid, and other things not done, leaves something later to say and things later to do!
God answers prayer if those who seek divine assistance are not frivolous in their bequests.
Those who condemn Christians for being tempted, how would they have treated Jesus after 40 days of it?
Temptation is not sin, but the biggest stone is the one people throw at Christians who are tempted.
My fidelity is a covenant with God and I don't need a anyone else to police it.
Engineering is "thinking outside the box". Philosophy is thinking about what's "in the box", and those confused are still trying to find the box!
A dying rodent should have known: gullible rats are those who fail to realize that poison can come in pretty bottles.
Christ forgives those who fail him. Those who are Christians are called to be Christlike, but somewhere the circuit gets a short and the mercy light turns off.
When two are at odds it's worlds colliding. When two make peace the odds are that the blow will be cushioned by love.
The only thing standing in the way of peace is the inability to reconcile.
Everybody is not college material. Rather than teaching those who can't be taught, perhaps the money could be better spent growing them some more gray matter in petri dishes.
Those who ask "What's in it for me?" are those whose help we don't need.
The best desire is that our desire be lessened.
Having mud thrown at you isn't so bad if it improves anything about you.
For those who seek glory in the church what they seek is what they get and nothing more.
If we praise in privacy our prayer will resonate through the heavens.
It's better to be a significant friend of one than have many friends to whom you're insignificant.
The Boy Scouts is now an organization where men are the scouts and the boys become the prey.
Bad is in all men, but the baddest men are the boldest in showing their badness.
If tomorrow is like yesterday, I'll do today again!
Mistakes make people human. Correction makes things right. Sorrow makes things pardonable.
What others spew is poison, but when we speak the same with a placebo, we expect the hearer to relish it all as they slowly succumb.
A flea is a flaw on a dog I saw, but the same flea on me isn't much at all.
As humble men do, Jefferson Davis allowed the sins of the south to be placed squarely on his shoulders.
A flutter of the eyelashes can fell the strongest gladiator.
Those whose dogs are their best friend need a pit bull to expand their world.
I love dogs; we're just not having a romance.
The one who sits with his legs crossed are hiding that he's nuts.
When tempers flare there are no winners.
Victory can be in losing if the fewest suffer the least loss.
If it wasn't for my memories who would be my friends?
When facing peril up close, past memories are at one-hundred speed. Then when danger is past, it slams on it's brakes and time stops just for a second.
Past friends are thieves. They steal the good memories and turn them into nightmares.
Good memories, when tempered by bad feelings, are memories of regret.
The minute we're born we start to die. No one needs to help us, especially monsters disguised as doctors.
The Doomsday Book was about dreaded taxes. Life is about dreaded death!
When getting married two of the "Do you? questions should be "Do you realize how long 'for death do you part" is and "Do you understand how many more 'worse's there are than better's'"?
When people come of age to avoid the plague of damnation, all need to be given a shot which instills in them just how long "forever" is!
It takes two to tango, but one can dance around truth with the grace of a swan.
Because you're defeated, doesn't make you wrong. It just means the enemy mistakenly believes you'll never rise again.
To enter this world one must be submersed for nine months, escape those who may be trying to filet you and then squeeze through a tunnel much too small. To leave this world one merely has to meet a stranger in a dark alley. It's much easier to die than to be born!
Empathy is understanding how those feel who don't have the attributes that you have.
If you're the stereotypical American and complain how bad it is, just think how you would feel if you are handicapped or short-changed in size or appearance.
Loneliness is having the same number of friends at your funeral as you had at your birth.
You can always tell when you've been unfriended. Communication becomes non-existent yet people claim they're "just too busy". One can never be too busy to be friends!
There is a difference between "redneck" and "country".Southern gentlemen are "country". Country is southern charm.Redneck is the absence of any charm. Think "trash in your yard". That's redneck. Think "drunkenness and brawling". That's redneck. Think about those who "shout obscenities at 60 mph as they pass you by!" That's redneck "Country" is the absence of all the faults of "rednecks"!
The truth about science is that science is at as much of a loss as we are in knowing what truth is.
After a person believes lies long enough, truth will certainly anger them.
Liberals believe in magic; that some alien creature they call "the fetus" miraculously turns into a baby after a few minutes doing "the birth canal crawl"!
Science always has a new theory on how it came to be. God doesn't need a theory because he did it!
Nothing is something. It's the space where things were put. Where did nothing originate because it too is something?
Those wily women who flutter their eyelashes at the passing man destroy more marriages than does a prostitute.
People who seek attention are always at the forefront of conversations.
If one could read the minds of others, they would scream in fear of what others are capable of doing, but ignore the evil in their own mind.
Nothing can be proved. It can only fail to be disproved. Therefore, all things unproven are accepted by faith.
People who have no fault in their own eyes never recognize that they fail. When things go awry, they simply blame.
It takes two to tango, but one can always slow dance alone.
Altercations involve two people. When one provokes and the other responds, then the provocative person is as guilty as the person who defends himself.
When Christians get to heaven doctrinal disputes will be settled by God. It will be peaceable because in heaven all things will be obvious.
Two people test with the same proof and have different conclusions. There has to be bias on the part of one or both because there are not two truths.
When professing a belief that cannot be proven, failing to consider that you may be wrong, is pride.
Reason says "If it's there take it!" Conscience demands that reason have some consideration of right.
Libertarian ideology was demonstrated by rioters in Ferguson. What you saw was total liberty without the enforcement of regulation.
If a person doesn't like America with God, try it without him!
People fail to show God love, not by disobedience, but by standing so close to Satan that he can easily deceive.
There's no mistake about it. I screwed up intentionally!
It's easy for people to criticize because they can see their own faults in another.
When two are to blame and one blames the other, is when things begin to break
People who are the prettiest often have ugly tumors on their personalities.
People who are so enthralled with what they say care little if those who pretend to listen aren't listening.
When we encounter a person with a fake smile that hurts worse than a real frown.
It's true that we can't change others, therefore we must take those who hurt us and minimize their ability to hurt.
When the PC Police make the arrest just admit that you are just as intolerant as they are.
Being called "intolerant" by those most hateful is the ultimate compliment!
Those who pee against the wind are stupid enough to keep voting for those who are the windiest.
Some people aren't able to think contiguously. One friend of mine who happens to be black said "War is not right ever!". I asked "How about the Civil War?" He replied "That's different." He just couldn't think it through!
Silence in the face of a firing squad is suicide. Complacency in the face of tyranny only leads to death.
Normalcy is changed by a major part of the population's deviancy.
If you want to get high go live in the Mile High City.
Homosexuality is the standard deviation in cities like San Francisco.
The biggest difference between men and women are that they are totally different.
The victor writes history is why history is not factual.
Now with twelve in the Republican presidential race, we have the makings of a good Supreme Court.
The Civil War will never be over because it has yet to be fought. A Civil War is between two peoples of the same nation. The "Civil War" was a war between two independent nations. Even the name of the war is a lie. The Civil War is coming.
Obama took only six years in destroying the U.S. He wasn't as efficient as Lincoln who destroyed the confederacy in only 5 years. Lincoln destroyed the principles of a great nation the first year in office by provoking a war which cost the lives of 700,000 Americans, yet he is the most honored president. Ironic it seems!
Reading modern history is a mystery. The challenge is to find any truth therein. If one wants truth primary sources must be read. Those secondary sources are what writers wished had happened.
My favorite sister is great. My least favorite is my nemesis. My favorite sister is the youngest girl in the family. My least favorite is the oldest! My favorite is my smartest sister. My dumbest sister is also loved. Who are my sisters? She is my only sister!
America is being destroyed from "within" as some of our protagonists often said. We now must understand that "Obama" in Arabic must mean "within"! (Obama is from the Kenyan word "Obam" and means "to bend". Obama is bending what once was to what he would have it to be. He's defeating us from within by bending laws to what he wants them to be!)
While making excuses we continue to dig deeper wells. Why not just give a valid reason and drill quickly right to the bottom?
If you continue to say the wrong things why keep saying them? Sometimes the best explanation is remaining quiet.
Music isn't meant to be purchased. Those who sing well have a talent from God and their tunes are beyond copywrite laws.
Sometimes we fail to see the stars which are the closest because we're gazing too far away. Why look to Hollywood when the true star may live within your own home!?
Hitler is alive and well. Yes, his mustache is shaved and his uniform changed, but his DNA is in those who abort babies, terrorize the nation and twist truth. It's ironic that the ACLU is more Nazi than it is American. It's ironic that Planned Parenthood plans death and not parenthood.
That person didn't do that and people do what they want to do.
The things people love are the things which please them.
When one's knowledge surpasses one's wisdom, one is in trouble.
Not believing in an infinite, perpetual everlasting Jesus is unbelief.
Those who fail to understand that Jesus always was, was God at birth and still is God; miss out on who God IS!
Hurting others is easy when it means preserving the self.
Because we disagree doesn't mean that we have to hate each other.
Wishing things were different is weak magic. To make things different there are some tricks: change that animosity into love. It takes only effort and, poof, it's done!
If Jesus was with us since the creation he had to be somewhere. That somewhere was with us!
Because we don't understand God doesn't make him less than what he is!
If a voice inside gives you a warning and you fail to listen, that little man inside has more brains than you!
There is a magnetic attraction between standing water and iphones. The more expensive the iphone the greater the magnetic field.
Beware of flags that make insane people killers and guns which point themselves at victims.
Those who step on grass takes time for the grass to stand upright. Those who step on people takes time to restore their stature.
The light at the end of a tunnel is no more than mere photons reflecting from what's in the air.
If you want it done wait for another with more ambition to do it for you. Then be ashamed!
The Bible is the Viewmaster who people use to view the Master.
Those who abuse their bodies take time off their lives. Most people don't worry about that now because who cares about the end? The answer is that those near the end of life care the most!
If we wait until the end of time, there will be no time left to do it.
Work is an activity which converts human energy into things needed and desired. Most people desire things they haven't worked for and feel they deserve that others should meet their needs.
Narcissists think "What better idol could I have?"
Being blamed for things by guilty people is a tremendous compliment.
I'm a powerful person! People like me get blamed for all the ills of society.
Truth often huddles around everybody just waiting fruitlessly to be included!
Friends are forever? It all is about to end right now!
Phone messaging is a covert way of limiting the duration and frequency of conversations of those to whom people don't want to converse.
A preacher is a person who delivers a sermon about God. A Minister is a person who assists with the spiritual needs of Christians. A preacher tells others how God would have them to minister and a minister sets the example for others to follow. Those called to "preach" should question "Am I called to minister?" There is a big difference and few do both them well. The former should be an visiting evangelist; the latter a church manager.
Those who sing "Amazing Grace" and favor abortion miss the entire point of the concept of grace!
Tawdry women look the best when artful ink is applied to their human vellum.
The longest word in the English language can be found in the dentist's office: "Drill". The shortest word can be found in time: "eon".
The scapegoat ate the evidence.
If you can never have something, that's what you want the most.
Ironically, the nicest people are the ones who want something from you.
Those truly innocent can hug a boogie man without fear.
Blood of our own when outside its vessel emits fear, but contained within it's vessels, it is comforting.
Being courageous may be as simple as facing fear.
You do wrong if you think wrong. Many fail to think and just do what others do. That too is wrong!
Let deceived Christians all hold hands as they collectively jump over the cliff along with the swine.
Murderers who repent are more holy than the doers of good who are proud of their deeds!
The greatest cancer on Christianity are the elected who believe lies.
Freedom is an illusion for those that are too preoccupied to know that they are enslaved.
There is nothing wrong with being "wrong"! It's an opportunity for improvement!
Ironically, when we desire to float down the river and need water the most, is when it storms so bad it's too dangerous to float.
Expecting democracy to cure Islamic insanity would surely require a miracle.
We all become slaves to what pleasures us most. If we cherish freedom to the extent that we're zealots. we become slaves to freedom.
Regardless of how many good deeds bad people do, they're still evil.
If one wants to see where we've gone wrong, it's only necessary to look at history to see the same wrongs long before us.
Ignorance is caused by the fear of teaching. If a person is not told they're wrong, how would they know?
Love is more than caring about hurting a sinner's feelings now, it's about preserving their soul forever!
Any falsehood society disseminates becomes truth with repetition.
Those most gullible listen to those most smooth. Suave preachers and teachers sell defective wares to unsuspecting buyers.
Given two choices most people will look for a third. Given three choices the rest will pick the wrong one.
All should be thankful that we have God whom we can turn because if not for him, who would we have?
Satan only smiles when he's winning, but if he sees he's losing, he puts on his nefarious Nike's and jumps on you harder.
When down and out a faithless friend will show how fast they can run the other way.
When given the opportunity even those you've helped will hang you with your own rope.
Foul language is as second-hand smoke: It is to the ears what smoke is to the eyes.
People who run out of arguments run to foul language. If they can't win the argument, at least they can destroy the relationship.
Mom used to say "You talk just to hear your head rattle!" I say "You agitate just to rattle those with a calmer head!"
Some people hear whatever they want to hear in spite of what was said, then attack with falsehoods... and these people claim to be normal! Something is wrong in the head!
Once given it's hard to take away. Once taken away it's hard to get back. What is? Friendship!
People with mean streaks who try to be nice are like a cake with iced too hot. They don't even look good.
Nice people aren't selectively nice, it's part of their nature and is always there!
People who walk through the forest and don't even notice the trees are blind to life.
A smile can cure a broken heart. Love can cure a broken spirit.
I'll forgive what you did, but never forget it, is forged grace. What if God did that?
True Christianity is forgiving and resuming, not forgiving and avoiding!
Love is "always having to say your sorry when you should be". Stroking egos is just saying "I'm sorry" to please.
It's not what happens which hurts people, but what they perceive as how they are being wronged.
Love can turn to hate with a mere sprinkle of irrationality.
Whenever there is a mess on the step, even if it's cleaned. the careful person still treads with caution.
Herrin's Law is so effective that Murphy becomes a mere sissy!
I'm flexible. I'll give you another chance to change.
Emotional pain can subside if the wound is doused in a good dose of love.
It's impossible to un-hurt someone.
If things can go wrong it they will. Given the chance to do them over things will still go wrong.
"Wow" and "Mom"! The difference is how you look at her, but some are the same from either direction.
Words do mean things. Try erasing an insult and see if the pain subsides for the other person.
Those we love are often the ones who we hurt the most because they care.
If you're going to paint yourself into a corner at least use quick drying paint!
When someone pains the heart the only recourse is to make it right. No matter who is at fault, both will be blessed!
As sure as one does something on the spur of the moment is exactly the wrong time it should be done.
The fastest kid in school could run circles around me, but those who run that way on the job merely run in circles.
Sharing is not about getting your part, but ensuring that those who are defenseless have a chance at the trough.
Blaming God for mistakes we make is silly because God never messes up!
Liberals don't believe the Bible yet they do everything in their power to fulfill prophecies of our utter destruction.
When things keep sliding downhill remember change is coming! It'll probably get worse before it gets better.
The best way to iron clothes is with an iron. With people the best way to iron things out is not with irons.
People have glee over their success in bringing you down to their level.
Never seek advice from those who are troubled in all walks of life.
Insecure people seek out those who will comply with their irrational thinking. People actually believe that the person smiling listlessly can provide solutions to life's problems.
Unbiased mediators are those who are swayed by intimidation or charm to provide the most fair decision to himself.
I'm a rebel by not following the dictates of progressives who rule society because "political correctness" is reveling against truth.
When our heart beats in excitement it is much like an aerobic heart at work. Then, is it possible that work is exciting, but most don't realize it?
With "messaging" we speak without making sounds in the electronic age. Babies make sounds, but don't speak. Who is the most advanced?
Definition of a "non-value": Praying to God for blessings when you have something between you and a neighbor.
People with hard hearts expect God to bless them and then him because he doesn't.
Poverty and the absence of abundance are blessings bestowed by God to mature us in our appreciation for things we'll earn with hard work!
Wishing for things to happen consumes valuable time that could be used in making things happen.
The minute the one you want to please asks you to do something for them, your time is already taken, and for only this time!
Mankind only has one flaw: we suck at giving credit where it's due... to God.
Two people become one when both commit to unity of purpose sealed with commitment.
Something is awry when two people are together, but each feel so alone.
Feeling alone in a crowd can be rectified when the crowd quits leaving you alone.
Our mind has a purpose. It's to think on the things of God. Our heart has a purpose. It's so God will know that we think on his things!
Gradually the heart becomes acclimated. It responds to a stimulus and when not exercised, it becomes atrophied.
There are two kinds of love: negative and positive. We either hate or we cherish!
Love is having to say that "I love you!" because love is reinforcing to another how much you care for them.
Love isn't an emotion It's a work. Something God commands us to do is much more than than having a racing heart!
It's time to go when you sense that others are ready for you to leave. It's time to remain quiet when you sense that others are ready for you to shut up. It's time to die when you've outlived your usefulness.
When speaking, my mind thinks. When writing, my pen gets the credit; but when typing all the blame goes on the keyboard. My mind merely follows my fingers. If you doubt that ask your fingers to type a phone number you can't remember. They know!
If all the world shared their most stupid thoughts then the world would be just as it is!
There are so many things to say, but someone somewhere has already said what just popped into your late-blooming mind!
The most desirable things are those most rare in the world. That's why people want tons of love, but get only milligrams, even though the potential supply is endless.
Tell an amputee that two shoes are better than one and you may get an argument.
Those who claim they are the most "tolerant" display the most blatant hate with those who differ.
What can be the harm in aborting a potential human being? Which one was it that was to find a cure for cancer or would be the mate of a famous person? Which one would have done things to make the world a better place? It's not a "potential" person being destroyed, but maybe society itself. Careless people potentially destroy things they hold dear!
We can whiten our teeth with Crest strips, but the only hygiene for the soul is confession.
"Wishing things were different" is about as effective as administering a placebo for cancer.
People die everyday because others are either ignorant, easily deceived, selfish or evil.
As for the excuse "They know not what they do!" is a flimsy pretense for continually doing wrong because after a time it should appear that all those dire consequences would have been a good teaching tool.
For the harm I did you yesterday, please forgive me. For the hurt I do tomorrow, forgive me for what I'm about to do.
If it's a starlette you desire, close your eyes and open your mind. Just as the make-up men can make plain girls stars, your imagination can transform your own woman into a luscious girl.
A friend peeved is a friend you don't need!
The last thoughts of one lowered into the grave is "Little has changed! These weren't true friends. Look how fast they abandon me!"
Losing a friend is worse than dying because after one is dead, it's expected that we are to be alone.
If we had to understand why a bicycle can be balanced as we ride it, then few would ever attempt to ride! The lesson here is do what can be done and question "why?" later, if it even needs to be answered at all!
It's harder to balance on a bicycle when it isn't moving than when it is? Likewise, it's harder to do things when stationary than when already active.
Calling one "courageous" for doing stupid things is a travesty. There is a difference between doing silly things and bravery in the face of calamity.
Small people have large egos and big people have small egos. Average people don't worry much about their ego because theirs is just the right size.
If it takes death to motivate, then be the busiest dead person in the graveyard.
People with small personal spaces spend much time alone even when people are all around.
It takes great faith to believe in God, but even more to believe that there is no God.
Atheists think they won't be greeted on the other side of death, and they're right! Souls afire aren't the most friendly embers which spark the soul!
Dead friendships are much as death. Few will be resurrected.
If some people didn't do wrong things then they would not even accomplish deterioration.
Kayaking dangerously down the river of life takes us all through many class 6 waters.
Meditating without cognition is blindly accepting into your mind whatever is out there that wants to put in, and it's a good guess that evil is ready to lunge.
All ideologies seek to gain or retain power. Christianity, with it's power, stands in the way of control-seeking ideologies. Therefore, all ideologies which seek to control are against Christ.
Any "ism" without God is enslavement. No "ism" has a belief in Jesus. Therefore, all "isms" enslave and only God sets men free!
Capitalism without charity is as evil as socialism because capital is necessary to prey on vulnerable people; those who believe that the government is there to help, when it's for those with money who are to retain power.
Imagine your distress if an evil person carried off your child to put in isolation and torture forever. Why then are we not distressed when the devil does the same?
Those content in the Lord are the most sorrowful of people because those they love have yet to find happiness.
Sunday smiles are turned into frowns of sorrow when meek heads are bowed low at the altar of God.
Imagine the evil of those who imagine that Jesus is the bad-guy in our society.
Always put off evil-doing until tomorrow because tomorrow never comes.
To accomplish, the first thing to do, is to push worry aside and embrace the joy of doing.
"Worry" is the wet wood which smothers the "fire" in life from spreading.
People who are angry at the way things are can convert that lost energy into making things happen.
Listening to music can impede productive thinking because a mood of satisfaction is already instilled in one's mind.
Fleeting thoughts crossing one's mind can be pursued if one stops to contemplate without external interference.
Those who are empathetic to those doing wrong, are hateful to those who do right.
The most evil men are those with hearts tenderized by the mallet of ignorance.
Men of many words write much of their great faith, but God only scoffs at the small seed which has taken root in themselves!
There are two things that matter: studying what matters and enough gray matter to understand what's studied..
If you love "race jokes" you'll appreciate the spry turtle who almost out ran the crippled rabbit who won by a hare.
The decapitated African woman wished she had never been axed out.
Never ask a near deaf iron man for "advise" because it may be "a vise" he gives.
Teamwork in business is different than on the ball court. On the court all excel at what they do, but on a business team the mast in the wind is slowed by the anchor sedentary in the chair.
Standing outside the box is a good place to be when the crusher comes down.
Achievement is possible if a person performs rather than conforms.
Those who try hardest may never succeed, but they excel at giving it their best!
People who spend the most time staying busy are the ones too busy for friendships.
True friends have time to be friends, but insincere friends have a select few for which there is time.
People who look over your shoulder for others as they speak to you may as well be announcing how shallow they are.
Time is without end, but it's not a circle. It's linear, forever and non-repetitive.
"Tomorrow" is not on the continuum of time. It's a goal that we know that we can never achieve.
"Yesterday" is "history" which most people hate, but so many dwell upon.
Wheels are designed to travel over the bumps in the road, and the bumps certainly effect the wheel. True circular wheels are ones which are durable enough to withstand the bumps without bending to them. Why then do strong people bend to the road on which they travel?
An earthquake is God's warning that it is going to get worse. An aftershock is his mercy so that we can prepare for the big one soon coming.
Sacrifice is giving without reward even when no one's looking. That's what God wants of us!
People visiting Rome do what the Romans do, but those visiting God's house never worry about doing what God does.
Being unable to stop a recurring thought is like having your feet stuck in mud with the alligator slithering closer and closer.
When an idle mind is free to roam it's on pastures sporting the the best of game.
Bad anxiety occurs when one continually flirts with temptation without ever consummating the the act. It's like licking a lollipop without ever getting to suck on it.
Some people when given "two wrongs", select the most wrong of the two, rationalizing that if they're going to "go all the way" rather than stop with foreplay.
Given two "wrongs" most people will do the "less wrong" to rationalize that they could have done worse.
Birth is the gift of life from your parents, but rebirth is your gift from God. People value what will soon end over what can last forever. Birth is wrapped in tissues of strife, but rebirth is in the gold-foil of hope.
People have only one birthday, but clever merchandisers have convinced them that they are born every year.
I'm too old to do what? I can't hear you and if I could, I can't do that or remember what you said, so just forget answering this question.
What little good that I do is as filthy rags to God, but my laundry is cleaned by the blood of his Son!
Any goodness buried deeply within me is cloaked by enough evil to make grown men scream.
Think on these things, but things most profound may be incubating in your own impressionable mind.
At the end of the day the day merely ends, but at the end of your life, you'll live forever. Choose wisely because one choice may be bliss, but the other calamity, and for eternity!
How would a pot smoker know that it's bad for them when their minds have already went up in smoke?
A true follower is one who believes that the leader is not a follower too.
If the majority of the people accept something is true, stand out from the crowd.
"Judge not" doesn't have the focus on "not" and what it means. It's whether "judging" is "holding an opinion" or "condemning". We MUST have an "opinion" that a person has sin before we can convince them they need salvation, but it's not our job to damn them. We are to love them and if a harsh judgment is to be meted out, then God will be the one who heaps the ashes upon them.
Good wives don't treat husbands like a king. Good wives believe their husbands ARE kings. Husbands with such wives HAVE wives who ARE queens.
Apathetic people spend too much time worrying about what other people do. Apathy is manifested by antipathy.
Those who need THC to get through life may need a little "Tough & Hard Confrontation" to change what is destroying them.
Too much liberty is anarchy. Anarchy is chaos. Chaos enslaves people with fear. Therefore, too much liberty leads to fear. Just ask a toddler who is left alone in a department store!
Those who get anxiety before they take a test out of fear of not getting an "A" may actually need a "B" so they can be healthy.
Losing is part of life. Those shielded from losing while they're young can't handle loss when the world becomes real as an adult. "Losing" now is good practice for coping later in life.
Ruling a nation without God is much like driving backwards in a foreign country without a map and on the wrong side of the road to boot!
Liberterianism is the ancient failed ideology that "everyone doing what's right in his own eyes" is something other than anarchy.
Democracy is not the method of rule preferred to God in spite of what we believe. A monarchy administered by fair judges under a supreme judge is the government instituted by God.
There is a revolution going on. All nations are fighting the King to overthrow His Kingdom and supplant it with a anarchy ruled by a hedonistic prince.
Voting is a feeble attempt to make our own impression on life, and is certainly better than one person getting his demands met.
Those who complain without voting are as those who get indigestion without eating.
If you don't want to be found, don't get lost. If you don't want to be found out, don't be a loser..
"Ask not what your God expects of you, but what you expect of God!" says about everybody.
"Sin" in today's lexicon, is the righteous behavior society refuses to tolerate because they know better than God.
"Thou shalt not's" in the age of relativism have become "Thou shout downs!"
The buck stops here... if someone can find the well-hidden buck!
Posterity assigns blame to those who happen to be in authority at the time of calamity whether they be responsible or not. In essence those in charge are expected to miraculously fix right now what their predecessors caused over time.
Dead men tell no tales and dead men don't do much of anything.
Men have surely become apathetic when soul's are not worth the trouble of recommending Jesus.
When some drivers look beyond the hood they see a beautiful horizon. When others look beyond the hood they see bugs coming at them fast. What they see when looking at the same thing depends on what they want to see.
People were slaves of Democrats before the Civil War by law, and now serve the same party through petty bribes.
There is nothing "democratic" in the "Democrat Party" just as there is nothing "dairy" in coffee "creamer"!
So many people now get 4.0's in high school it would seem that teachers are no longer needed.
"I'm pleased to announce that everyone thinks I'm average!" said the average person!
Shallow people dig shallow graves just because they're too shallow to dig any deeper!
Economic calamity is caused by the notion that "desire" and "deserve" mean the same thing!
Losers fail. To fail people must do things. People who do nothing can't be losers. Sluggards are losers. Hence, people who do nothing are winners. Then losers are winners!
True narcissists glory in the success of others by believing that they are the one who was the motivation to do those things.
People reward themselves by doing things for the person they love the most.
Two leaders in two Bushes is better than three leaders in three Bushes.
If one believes that "there is nothing new under the sun" they merely have to listen to politicians daily "spin" to dispel that thought.
A masochist is one who ruminates when he could be demanding reasons. A sadist is one who gets joy out of not giving those reasons.
The fear of things are called "phobias". What is the fear of those who accuse you of fearing called?
Giving each a reward for doing the same is rewarding most for being below average.
People do more than "feel like I failed"! People do fail!
We'll forget our feelings are hurt if we do things to make other people feel better.
The best cure for a common malady is to occupy it away.
Multiple excuses do not make one good reason.
Motherhood is the incubation of beings whose main role in life is to multiply.. Modern math isn't necessary to understand that 1 + 1 = 3!
Two people have conversations. When only one can speak, only a fool would listen.
Commitment isn't a deciding the right path, but walking that path in a lifelong adventure.
The angel of God, Jesus, merely walked through his tomb wall and rolled back his own stone. It wasn't so that he could get out, but that we could see the tomb was empty.
It would seem to me that since The Word there was in the beginning and that He was Jesus, then it follows that Christianity precedes Judaism and is a sect of Christianity.
Those who believe Jesus was made like man have pride indeed. God with his foreknowledge made man in their own image. Jesus wasn't modeled after man, but man after Jesus.
Free will has continuity. It doesn't end the moment the decision is made, but goes on thereafter.
Growth can be measured by keeping a journal of one's opinions. As time goes by the wise man will realize "What a fool was I!"
I read unpleasant things I found in my father's files from his estate and was ashamed. Reading further I found that he had saved my own opinions from years ago. As Dad was exonerated, I shamed myself.
Cowardice goes unanswered in China. Saying "You're yellow!" isn't about to stir up strong emotions.
"Thanks for interrupting me in time with your tripe. I was just about to say something interesting and profound."
With young people they feel qualified to expound upon things it took their elders years to figure out.
People with the most opinions have the least credentials for having opinions.
Women, as they age, camouflage aging and obesity by using gallons of rare Walmart perfume. The aroma is so potent that their appearance is never even noticed!
A loving wife ignores the paunch, frog butt, over-sized ears, bulbous nose, ill manners, and sulfuric aroma of the man to whom she pledged "for better or worse". Then the man starts the descent into real grotesqueness.
Watching the "news" each night reminds one "There is nothing new under the sun!" It should be termed "old stuff again and again".
Fast women are like fast cars. They are fueled by the expensive, squeal in delight as they rush from place to place, like to be polished to be more beautiful and emit the smell of money burning as they roll over those around them.
"If I had to do it over again I would do it all over again!" said the man who pays little heed to failure.
Give a man a fish wrapped in newspaper and feed him for a day. Read the paper in which the fish is wrapped and what's written thereon stinks worse than the fish!
It's not that I'm a Republican that I have antipathy for the Democrats; it's that the feces is merely knee high on the Republicans, but Democrats don't mind swimming in the crap.
Insanity: Voting Democrat time after time even after failing each time to get any beneficial results.
Only in America does the majority fight violence by aiding the violent!
There are three degrees of Islam: Those who are faithful to Muhammed. We call them "Islamic terrorists". Those who are moderate. They are cheerleaders for the former, and those who have brains and reject violence. I would like to compliment the few thousand who have brains because if they're found out their brains will be fifty feet from their bodies.
My excuse for apathy is that I'm lazy, but you don't care enough to think of your own excuse!
I shined my shoes until I could see my reflection, but scuffed them when I saw that it was an unpleasant sight to see.
When Christ died saints arose from their graves. Imagine a beheaded John visiting the children of Herod.
If we were crucified inside out, it would be an ugly sight to behold; not because of our hideous substrate, but the evil within would be exposed for all to see.
The more that they hate me for loving you, convinces me more that you are God!
I can only reflect on yesterday, but I can make tomorrow.
Being cheerleaders for Christ gets easier as the end of the game nears!
It's okay to be a fanatic! It's great that sports fans are sports fanatics. It's great that "God fans" are fanatical for God!
Friends are people who are just there! They come from everywhere and are there when needed. Friends unseen are mere acquaintances indeed!
If people cared as much about the good looks of their insides as they do their outsides, the world would be more loving. A "shame" is when some people care little about the inside nor outside because the outside is often a reflection of what's inside.
The time for all to start new things is the starting time. Without "starting" new things shall never be!
As a Christian you are to be the temple of the Holy Spirit, not a food processor. Gluttony fills the temple with what becomes mere garbage.
"The War on Women" is a small portion of the battlefield. "The War on God" is the battle.
Narcissistic people dress in expensive raiment so that other people know there place.
Ask not what your friends can do for you, but what you can do for your friends!
Shallow people are there in times of joy, but people who share your pain are those who're friends.
I'm so busy trying to do nothing that I don't have time for anything!
Friends are those who'll do things they don't enjoy doing to please the one they call "friend".
Those who like steak burgers never question what baby burgers are!
A good cleaning and a band-aid will thwart physical pain, but a good soul-cleansing precludes the need for a spiritual band-aid.
Progressive solutions to social problems are akin to adding wood to an already burning fire.
Those who favor "social justice" instigate injustice because if justice prevails, their power wanes.
Why is it that those who know the "cure" for social unrest are the very ones who fail to end it, but are generally those who're in power?
When a guy rejects a girl it's a duty to tell her why because endless speculation can be devastating. The same applies to women.
A true measure of friendship is when one tells another not only truth, but what's bothering them.
That empty hole inside is the perfect place to store love for others.
Death is relative. It's sad in our eyes, but joyous for either God or the devil because one or the other will get a servant.
Circles are never ending. Neither are ellipses, but they are merely squashed circles which refused to end.
The tea which comforts is spice tea. That "tea" that teases life is "feisty".
I'll admit failure when I actually fail. You admit failure just thinking about doing.
What tools are required to "try" something? A "try bar"? Sort of like a "pry bar" with a broken end.! Try bars are ineffective. It takes a "do bar" to force things to happen.
"And the beat goes on!" is true. Most people at rest have a heartbeat of about 80 bpm. Those who are active have at rest beats between 40 and 60 bpm. Ironically, the "beat goes on" longest for people with lower heartbeats!
About the time you wished you said something, it's too late, but when you do say something it it was better left to fate.
It's more likely that transgenders are more confused about their sexual identity than God was when they were formed in the womb.
My desire is to be so healthy at my death that I could be one of my own pall bearers!
I've discovered that people can extend their life! When the reaper comes for you, just ask the dentist for root canals in all your remaining teeth.
Jesus knocks on your door. Will you let him in now? He doesn't knock on casket lids because the inhabitant never answers. I guess that means most people are living cadavers for few answer his knock!
Since Eve assumed the dominant role of man and talked to the serpent when that was Adam's job, she was the first feminist. That being said Adam was the first woos.
If women judged men as men judge women, the human race would be extinct. Women accept beer bellies, frog butts, scraggly hair, unshaven faces and strong odors. Men can't even buy into the wrong shade of hair tint nor hair to short even if the woman is perfect in every way!
For some people only death brings out their humanity. All of a sudden after all those years they care!
Given the choice between "doing" and "relaxation" one must remember that eternity may provide a long relaxation time and then it's too late to "do".
Shallow people use lame excuses to avoid anything they just don't feel like doing. Happy people step out and do things in spite of apathy and find a whole new world awaiting.
After describing the perfect mate I was seeking, I found out she had already been married, had a child people adore and is venerated by many.
Most normal people don't deserve the godlike qualities they look for in a mate.
IQ can be calculated by subtracting the number of times you have voted for a Democrat President plus Democrat Congressmen, and then subtract from 100. Insanity is when that number falls below 50 because the same mistakes are made repeatedly by voting the same.
Crying in pity for oneself is ironic because it is self worship.
"I'll give you one more chance, again!" said the frustrated mother who naively expects her child to obey.
"Chance" is to existence as "evil" is to charity.
Savor and Savior both be in good taste, but the Savior added "I" to his sweetness.
If the gravedigger is not paid he may "dig" you.
Narcissists are so shallow that pizza pans can double as caskets.
When having a choice between "saving hurt feelings" and "being honest" most people would prefer to avoid the pain.
The socialist Karl Marx says that "religion is the opiate of the people". He may be right because when I think on the things of God, Marxism is mere idiocy!
If at first you don't succeed keep on failing. At some point you might get lucky.
Lust is to love as injury is to pain.
The greatest reason people get married: lust. The greatest reason people don't stay married: is lust.
Divorce can end the family, but "hurt" can't be divorced, living on in the lives of both.
Divorce is a legal facade to escape the reality of failure.
"Rationalizing" is stretching justice until we are free of guilt in the face of wrong..
Bad things happen so often in my life that Murphy must have been a sissy.
"It's time for a change!" is the mantra, but the wise man says "There is nothing new under the sun!"
With salvation all your sins are forgotten by God, but men seem to have permanent memories. Perhaps the ability to forget requires more power than does a lasting memory!
Just as snow covers an unclean ground, grace does the same to sin. Snow soon melts and exposes what was there before, but grace always remains there covering.
With time the twinkle in your girlfriend's eyes may be revealed to really be sharp daggers of disdain from your unhappy wife.
"I'm always punctual! I arrived almost exactly near 3 o'clock."
"Son, I've told you a million times not to exaggerate!"
Knowledge is written in book, but so is opinion. All the reader has to do is know the difference. Wisdom is used to discern which is truth. Wisdom comes only from God. God's agenda is written in a book of truth. Other writer's may have a hidden agenda. Choose wisely.
The short pastor standing behind the pulpit with the bass voice indeed convinced me it was God I was hearing. I could not see him, but his truth convinced me he was there.
If one is to be mistaken about eternity, it's best to err on the side of hope!
Because all sins were forgiven 2000 years ago isn't a ticket to sin today!
When God says "I saw what you did!" fear should drive a person to hide in the safety of God's shadow.
Saw a board in half and there remain two boards. However, slicing the marriage in half doesn't create two families. It eliminates the one that was!
If society's morals were feces, and they are, the world will have to wear a diaper.
Horror is defined as an old man on the beach strutting along in nothing more than a knitted tube sock. It's real, not fiction and I know the horror of it!
Yesterday, today and tomorrow all occur within slightly over 24 hours. In effect they are all now! That's why it's imperative to look at the now rather than the days which are either past nor never come.
All good things have to end, but this will go on!
Life is to death as wife is to breadth.
If I had to do it over again I would say it again. I can and will: "If I had it to do over again I would say it again."
Those who await the sermon to end have a long wait. What is watered from the pulpit grows in the home, office and school.
Optimists know that the hole, although not as enticing, is as tasteful as the doughnut itself. Those who reject what appears to be a little less, miss many opportunities.
Failure can happen! Thus, only the stupid fail to prepare for it.
Those who sleep pleasant dreams have solace from life's real nightmares.
We're a society of "I deserve"! Why are the teats on a boar privy to the same suckles as the paps of a sow? Those who serve a purpose are deserving. Those who are mere ugly ornaments warrant scorn.
For the have-nots to achieve much, they only need to blame much, and be rewarded by those who feel guilty at their own success.
Intelligence can be had by anyone... just study hard, be ambitious, and figure out how to grow more gray matter.
If the moon is of cheese then the earth is the rat. The earth is in fact more of a rodent than the moon is cheesy.
There have been many who have lost fingers by pointing at things to sharp for them to understand.
Honesty would say "I try to be good, but if you could read my mind you'd scream!" Discerning would say "I read your mind and I can't sleep nights!"
God confused our languages for a reason. It was so our tongues would match our brains.
I never dreamed that I would be what I am today. Because I was motivated and quit dreaming, I am what I am.
It is believed by pessimists that there is no such thing as "gravity". It's just that the whole world sucks.
Lies make the world go 'round. That's because it spins!
Before leaping into that new adventure always ask yourself "Will where I leap drown me?"
Positive-thinking people never need a "Plan B". Wise people have one anyway.
A crack always stops at a hole. To avoid stress have an ace-in-the-hole to contain it!
Saying "I'm trying" is an admission that you have already failed. When the teacher reports "Johnny tries hard.", that means "Johnny failed to meet expectations".
"Wishing" we could do something is a roadblock to actually "doing" it.
God wants us to be as holy as we act on Sunday. Although good acting may not get us to heaven, the devil will see that we get an award for our performance!
"Putting on a happy face" has nothing to with solving what makes one sad.
People don't believe I'm sick. I can't wait until I die to proof them wrong!
When in times of stress just go to the medicine cabinet and see which pill will solve the problem. No medicine will! However, prayer can, but it must be taken in a dose of faith!
The "Bizzarro Golden Rule": "Gossip about others as you wouldn't want them to gossip about you!"
Believe none of what you hear and only half what you see and there will only be a 25% chance of the story being distorted.
When hearing destructive comments about another person, human nature is to add something to the fire to make it burn even hotter.
Life is so hard because people make it hard!
Mire is where the stubborn stays, but streets of gold reward adventurers.
Apathetic people never do great things, but they don't care!
Pride fights because Pride wants to win. It's the humble who are champions because Pride is a loser.
Mistrust is a relationship with rust.
Hurt "hurts"!
Blind people bravely face their fate and explore new avenues, but those who blind themselves to truth trip over every curb and care not!
What is worrisome is that a majority is in favor of chaos. For them order has more to fear than chance.
The perfect crime can never be because the criminal lives in a cage of fear of being found out!
The smartest people aren't those who never make mistakes, but the ones who conceal their mistakes so cleverly that they go undetected.
Fools are those who follow the herd without knowing where they're heading.
What's wrong with race jokes? I tripped over the starting line and everybody laughed!
It's the most "tolerant" people who have the uncanny ability to overlook their own inadequacies.
Ignorant people say ignorant things because they know very little. Educated people say ignorant things because they are blinded by their own false perceptions!
God gave mankind the freedom to insult anyone we wish! However, it is his command that we love everybody, and any insults we use are at our own peril.
Some homes would be really filthy if it wasn't for the cockroaches.
The solution to problems in society is not to make the contributors to the problem more accessible.
If a person wants to know the future, one only has to look at the past. Humans are different than the animals. We don't have the instinct to stay away from the things that have entrapped us before!
If it wasn't for war the earth would be a peaceful place!
For those who have weak wills, they are now called diseases. However, it seems that real behaviors would be easier changed than fighting imaginary diseases!
Iron bars will eventually rust, but the strongest jails are those which have bars of mistrust.
That sweet aroma which you smell is you, but the acrid stench of you is what others smell.
People await a high ladder to take them to the skies. However, when they climb up there all they can see is what's down.
Germs serve a purpose. They are nature's balance to us. When humans feel invincible, microscopic creatures put things back in perspective!
If there was an obvious answer for every thought, thinking would no longer be necessary.
Because you don't believe in God doesn't mean he doesn't exist.
Sin is more fun than obedience, but eternal life is more fulfilling than eternal death.
Because you find the concept of hell intolerant is one reason it's called "hell".
Gambling is called gambling because that's what it is!
Attempting to out finesse God is the ultimate gamble.
Going through life doped up is why people who use drugs are "dopes".
So what? Abusing one's body only takes time off the END of one's life.
Getting tattoos is actually telling God in writing "I don't care what you think!"
Those who act as rednecks have written invisibly on their backs "My parents are rednecks too!"
"Country" are those with southern charm and hospitable manners. "Red neck" are those who cuss at old people as they whiz by in their pickup at 60 mph.
Jesus came not to make peace in the world, but to wield a sword. That "sword" is "truth" and truth is what causes animosity.
Those who speak with studded tongue speak sputter.
Having a labret in the lip is a feeble attempt for one to keep a fool's mouth from revealing folly.
A "fast" is a "feast" without the (E)-ating.
Drunken people are the life of the party, but death to those in the approaching car.
A person who is ridiculed for fear of having sex, if it is consummated, may be the laughingstock when consequences ensue.
A "shame" is when a person allows themselves to become so obese that cremation is the only way for a body to fit in an ossuary.
"Work" is adequate exercise to stay healthy. "Strenuous work" is done by those who allow their bodies to become unhealthy.
There seldom comes a moment in time that a person understands that if something doesn't change, it's downhill from here. The world is filled with people who never had their moment.
Stairs were meant for climbing and represent motivation, but elevators are an effortless way to fall slowly to the bottom.
Personality is not developed during the short crawl down the birth canal, but grows with the development of what abortionists insist is "non-persons".
For caring people a planted seed is a promise of life, beauty and pleasure. To the grim reaper it's merely an obstacle which will require much cultivation.
Never tell a person who is trying to hurt that his tongue is annoying.
There are thousands of "one-percenters" who Forbes has yet to find, for their uniqueness is not in their wealth, but in their intelligence and wisdom.
Because 25 is a quarter way there, it may be best quitting three-quarters short of an hundred.
Because a person who is loved does wrong, doesn't make wrong right!
The courageous way to demonstrate love is correct those who err!
You have not told anyone "a million times to quit exaggerating"!
Love is more than an emotion. It's an extremely hard, but necessary work.
Apathetic people are so much more than that. They're pathetic!
If at first you don't succeed, cover it up. No one else needs to know!
Many people fail to do because they fear failure. Fear conquers those!
Some fear "fear" more than reality because fear is scarier than what's real.
If a million people tell me I'm wrong, why should I stoop to their level of ignorance?.
Shouting from the rooftop may not be wise when the neighbors merely slumber.
The entry fee to hell is only oneself. Why Satan would want such a cheapskate is beyond me!
That sinner is so worthless his soul will actually fail to burn in hell.
"Things go better with coke!" Let's see: addiction, dysfunction, malaise, poverty, irresponsibility, blame, legal problems, and becoming a social outcast or prison inmate.
If you believe things can't get worse you are truly an optimist.
It's not always wasteful: Lingerie makers know that there is money to be made when the cup runneth over"!

Herrin Daily Thoughts

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Truisms About Life

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