The New Ten Commandments

Romans 1:25 "Who (sinners) changed the truth of God into a lie..."

1. Thou shalt honor noted scientists who are proven to be superior to God. Honor thy government for it shalt provide.
2. Thou shalt put the powerful, the entertainers and the sports figures above God for he is an understanding god.
3.  Thou shalt use God's name continuously as an exclamation of surprise, but not in public in a worshipful manner.
4. Remember the Sabbath Day as a day of recreation and work. God is an understanding god.
5. Scoff at the teachings of thy parents and forget them in their old age because they are repressive of your own desires. God shalt provide friends who shalt guide you in the direction you should go.
6. Thou shalt not destroy eagles eggs nor harm trees. God is a loving God and surely will turn his eyes away from those who abort their offspring. Thou shalt honor those doctors who make life more convenient for sexually independent women.
7. Marriage is for the foolish. Without marriage there can be no adultery. Thou shalt fornicate for pleasure. Children are a by-product of the foolish! Those who fornicate with their own sex are to be honored for their courage.
8. Thou shalt not steal unless the government performs the act. Thou shalt not work when the rich can provide. Thou shalt blame those who dishonor liberal government.
9. Thou shalt bear false witness against anyone or any act which interferes with social justice and entitlements. Those who bear destructive truths shall be hated and denigrated.
10. Thou shalt covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt covet thy neighbour's wife, and his job, and his wealth, and his car, and his boat, any any thing that is thy neighbour's. It's only fair since you have been repressed!